Please Be Patient With Me I’m From the 1900s Ornament | Retro Millennial Christmas Decor

She’s got a VHS heart in a TikTok world.

This retro-inspired sublimated ornament features the phrase that sums up every millennial trying to survive modern life with dial-up trauma, AOL flashbacks, and zero chill. Bright 90s patterns meet engraved acrylic sass for a tree accessory that’s nostalgic, hilarious, and painfully accurate.

🌀 Size: approx. 3.5"
🎨 90s sublimated background + engraved acrylic phrase topper
💬 Reads: “please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s”
🪵 Includes twine & wood bead hanger
🎁 Packaged ready to gift (or keep for yourself—no judgment)

Perfect for your BFF who still says “hang up the phone, I need the internet.”