Please Don’t Make Me Mingle Ornament | Funny Anti-Social Holiday Decor

Ah, the holidays. The lights. The cookies. The forced conversations with people you barely know.

This sublimated ornament is for the introverts, the socially exhausted, and anyone who has ever faked a bathroom emergency to avoid small talk. With a pastel candy cane background and engraved acrylic text, it’s the perfect blend of festive and feral.

🎄 Size: approx. 3.5"
🖨 Sublimated background with engraved acrylic text
🌟 Design: “please don’t make me mingle”
🧵 Includes twine + wood bead for hanging
🎁 Ready to gift to your favorite holiday hermit

Pop it on your tree, your cubicle, or your emotional support Stanley—wherever boundaries are needed this season.