Once-in-a-Lifetime Error Ornament | Millennial Humor Christmas Decor

If you’ve survived yet another “once-in-a-lifetime” event this year, this one’s for you.

This sublimated ornament features a throwback Windows error message layered with millennial sarcasm and existential dread. With a clean satin finish, natural twine, and wood bead detail, it’s ready to hang and spiral… festively.

🎄 Size: Approx. 3.5" round
🖨 Professionally sublimated (no peeling or fading)
💻 Printed with permanent design, not vinyl
🧠 Reads: “Once-in-a-lifetime event already occurred 12 times this year”
🔘 Buttons: IGNORE | PANIC
🎁 Includes twine + bead hanger
📦 Ships in protective packaging for gifting or hoarding

Whether you're decorating your own chaotic tree or grabbing a relatable gift for your favorite overstimulated millennial, this ornament delivers the perfect mix of nostalgia and nervous laughter.