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Christmas 2025 Ornament – Funny “Festive, But Dead Inside” Wooden Ornament

Christmas 2025 Ornament – Funny “Festive, But Dead Inside” Wooden Ornament

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Add some sarcastic humor to your tree this holiday season with this engraved wooden Christmas 2025 ornament that reads:

“Festive, But Dead Inside.”

Perfect for anyone who loves Christmas but also relates to a darker sense of humor, this ornament is a conversation starter and makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift.

🎄 Product Details:

  • Made from premium Baltic birch wood

  • Engraved lettering (no paint or vinyl) for a lasting design

  • Includes twine and bead for hanging

  • Approx. 4” tall

  • Handmade with care in Belleville, IL

Celebrate Christmas 2025 with humor and a touch of honesty. Whether for your own tree or as a gift for someone who loves sarcastic holiday décor, this ornament is sure to bring laughs.

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